December 2011
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i don't get how being a lesbian works for sex.
like you want something in you, but not a REAL penis? so you choose plastic…. idgi
at my school it's the other way around
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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barackfuckingobama:
shephards:
have you ever hated how everyone is obsessed with a certain TV show you think is absolutely rubbish and you wished that it would get canceled and not just stop at that, but wish that someone would cast a curse so that every memory of that show would vanish? like if it never existed, never see posts of it anymore, never see anyone obsessing over it again.
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nick jonas: hi i have diabetes
me: I DON'T CARE NOW LET ME WATCH DRAKE AND JOSH
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-d0rito asked you: 12 30 11 03 52
i love you more than anything in the world and i hope your wrist gets better.
i love you too babe <3
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Me: i want to go to sleep
Penis: no.
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"Hey can i borrow -"
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erickofuckingbikes reblogged this from you and added: If this one is illegal, then I think the…I want is also :|
it was $7 on amazon
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